F.A.A.Qs

Okay,so I've been asked TONS of questions everywhere I go since I broke my leg and today I'm going to post F.A.A.Qs Frequently Asked Annoying questions

1. What happened to your leg????What I'm thinking:Dur,I broke it.What I say:I broke it
2. How did it happen????????????What I'm thinking:Do you need to know?What I say:Someone slid into me.
3. How much longer???What I'm thinking:Er What I say:May 30 is when I get a boot.
4. Does It hurt?? What I'm thinking:I'm not screaming in pain,I'm fine. What I say:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Did you scream in pain???????? What I 'm thinking:Of course.What I say:A little.

              If you have also broken some thing you probably know your own F.A.A.Qs so please comment on this post.<3,MARGARET